clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

(via gabbiewinchester)

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

(via fem-punk)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

(via this-pie-is-fantastic-sherlock)

carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt:

And people say us metal heads are terrible people. This was the most badass thing I saw at MAYHEMFEST last week.

nikkiehagedoorn:

superlote:

floozys:

famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end

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i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss me off, but people who are living their dream thanks to the support of teenage girls yet still spit in their faces 

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(Source: floozys, via huntingdemonswiththewinchesters)