tiberius-clark:

reclog

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

(via obsessions-unltd)

kieereeennnn:

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

what a rad dan he is

(via thorarinsdottir)

firehouselight:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Yeah no kidding.

(via mysterygirl757)

dat-soldier:

seedy:

getting out of bed in winter is actually like stepping into antarctica

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(via lightningsneeze)

greetings:

today i was standing in front of our garage and i didn’t notice my mom was about to leave so she got her head out of the window and yelled “vroom vroom get out me way son!” and it was honestly one of the most funny and embarassing moments ever

(via kevinfromadvancedplacement)

dippersnipnops:

mygames19:

spoopymygames19:

spoopymygames19:

The official Illuminati twitter page has acknowledged and thanked Alex Hirsch for the Illuminati symbols in Gravity Falls.

Alex Hirsch’s Official response:And the Illuminati’s Response:Stay classy Alex.

Alex Hirsch is now officially IlluminatiAnd the response:

UN-FUCKING-REAL

australiansanta:

one of the scariest things to happen to me was when dad caught a shark and put it in the freezer and i didnt know and at like 3am i came down half asleep with only the flashlight on my phone to see and i opened the freezer and there was a fuckign shaRK 

(via starlord-finally)